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The Infamous Ellen James is LIVE!

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Synopsis

Meet twenty-eight year old
Ellen James. A sarcastic, feisty, foul-mouthed ER Nurse. She is snarky, sassy,
and sometimes crudely inappropriate. After a terrible breakup with her fiancé,
Ellen has promised herself that she will never make the mistake of falling for
another man again… and physicians, well she’s more than written them off.

Once she meets sexy Trauma Surgeon, Dr. Trent
Hamilton, this promise is unbelievably hard to keep. This
too-hot-for-Ellen’s-own-good man is undeniably sexy and down-right
irresistible. He leaves her breathless, speechless, and irritatingly turned on.
He makes her fantasize about him in all kinds of dirty, inappropriate ways.

With the help of her obnoxious, and often times
hilarious best friend Amy, Ellen will find herself in several crazy,
embarrassing situations.

This is a story of friendship, love and how one
very sarcastic woman can find the strength to pick up the pieces after having
her heart broken.

In her first novel, N.A. Alcorn provides
interesting takes on the word vagina, while giving you a reason to re-think
your next visit to the Emergency Room. This book is bound to make you laugh,
smile, and provide you with enough sarcasm to choke your grandmother. No, N.A.
doesn’t want anything bad to happen to your Grandma Ruth, but she does want you
to strongly consider re-naming your vibrator after a guy who’s at the top of
your spank bank rotation. Be prepared for dripping juice-boxes, awkward pelvic
thrusting, and a little suspense to keep your snatch on edge.

Warning: This novel contains explicit sex,
profanity and far too much vaginal humor. This novel is not meant for
anti-fornicators, up-tight prudes, or virgins who refuse to go to Pound Town.

2 thoughts on “The Infamous Ellen James {RELEASE DAY}

  1. I didn’t read your ‘bio’ until I finished your book. But, when I read your delivery scene I KNEW you were an L&D nurse! All of you have a strange perspective on the world. My place was ER, and I loved it! I loved my work and most of my patients, and my coworkers. You made me remember all that!

    I don’t usually read hospital based stories because they always seemed ‘off’. I only read your story because all the posters on Amazon’s World of Romance Rants and Raves were gushing (seriously) about ” The Infamous Ellen James”. I started your book with much trepidation, and proceeded to read it from beginning to end in one marathon. It is a wonderful, funny, raunchy, touching story steeped in reality. I loved your characters, Ellen and Trent, what a dynamic, energetic (cough, cough ) couple! And… I loved Amy. I know an “Amy”, and her name is Heather, and she’s been nursing for 35 years. I said a prayer of thanks every day I worked with her and laughed with her.

    Thank you for the hours of wonderful enjoyment I had today. Well done!

    1. Deborah Mintz This comment made my day and made me laugh several times 🙂 I need to meet Heather! She sounds like a woman I could really get a long with! I went ahead and posted this on my Facebook page as well. Seriously, this made my day!

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