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Top 3 Bestselling in Humorous Fiction on Amazon!

“N.A. Alcorn is still a new and somewhat unheard of author (like I said, she came in under my radar!), but she kicks so much ass with this novel! I was so impressed by this book. It’s very reminiscent of Tangled by Emma Chase. It’s inappropriate and shockingly funny; it had me bursting out laughing unexpectedly over and over again. Trent’s inner monologue and antics remind me a lot of Drew’s character (and I love me some Drew!) and Ellen and Amy’s friendship and their interactions are a lot like Kate and Dee’s. It’s the same sort of sense of humor and vibe. I loved this book to pieces! I can’t wait to read the next book in this series and more from this author.”

-Nestled In A Book Blog

Meet twenty-eight year old Ellen James. A sarcastic, feisty, foul-mouthed ER Nurse. She is snarky, sassy, and sometimes crudely inappropriate. After a terrible breakup with her fiancé, Ellen has promised herself that she will never make the mistake of falling for another man again… and physicians, well she’s more than written them off.

Once she meets sexy Trauma Surgeon, Dr. Trent Hamilton, this promise is unbelievably hard to keep. This too-hot-for-Ellen’s-own-good man is undeniably sexy and down-right irresistible. He leaves her breathless, speechless, and irritatingly turned out. He makes her fantasize about him in all kinds of dirty, inappropriate ways.

With the help of her obnoxious, and often times hilarious best friend Amy, Ellen will find herself in several crazy, embarrassing situations.

This is a story of friendship, love and how one very sarcastic woman can find the strength to pick up the pieces after having her heart broken.

In her first novel, N.A. Alcorn provides interesting takes on the word vagina, while giving you a reason to re-think your next visit to the Emergency Room. This book is bound to make you laugh, smile, and provide you with enough sarcasm to choke your grandmother. No, N.A. doesn’t want anything bad to happen to your Grandma Ruth, but she does want you to strongly consider re-naming your vibrator after a guy who’s at the top of your spank bank rotation. Be prepared for dripping juice-boxes, awkward pelvic thrusting, and a little suspense to keep your snatch on edge.

Warning: This novel contains explicit sex, profanity and far too much vaginal humor. This novel is not meant for anti-fornicators, up-tight prudes, or virgins who refuse to go to Pound Town.


 

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4.8 out of 5 stars Amazon Rating!

“All in all, this is a solid addition to one of my absolute favorite series’ ever. I adore the writing style, the humor, the smexy and the sad. It was perfectly perfect and I am left highly anticipating the next book in the series, it can’t come soon enough. If you haven’t read The Infamous Ellen James and Avoiding Amy Jackson, you are greatly missing out. LOVE IT!!”

– Me, Myself, & Books Blog

Meet Amy Jackson. An outspoken, raunchy, in-your-face, loudly inappropriate ER Nurse who makes a career out of indulging. One-night stands have always been her thing. Commitment and relationships are two words that are not in her vocabulary. Amy doesn’t have dreams of soul mates and white picket fences. She adamantly refuses to even consider the idea of getting married and starting a family. She’s also obstinate in allowing a certain physician to get on her good side… James Williams.

A cocky, smug, too-damn-good-looking orthopedic surgeon who has his sights set on the very feisty Amy Jackson. He is more than intrigued and ready to do whatever it takes… “I want this woman. I’m the type of guy who will fight for what he wants until he gets it. I will take my time with Amy. I won’t rush her. I will continue to slowly slide myself into her life until she realizes that I belong there. And then…I won’t let her go.”


 

Coming Soon

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Release Date and Cover Reveal TBA

Lizzy Montgomery is about to get pushed right out of her prim and proper comfort zone, and it’s all thanks to the undeniably sexy, Ryder Deepman.
Can Lizzy let down her walls?
Will she get past the age difference between her and Ryder?
Get ready for another adventure with the Infamous Gang!

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